You don't... do you???

Dicussing possible meeting venues on the phone with Philip the other day, I pointed out that Togo's across the street serves beer.

"Do you drink beer?" he asked. He was flabbergasted.

In contrast, several weeks ago when I walked into the cafeteria, Dave said to Kong, "Better refill your beer before Collin gets up there."

Yesterday, in a meeting with Philip, he thought I was a vegetarian. So I had to say it. "You think I don't drink beer, you think I don't eat meat... you probably think I'm a virgin, too!"

My wife and teen-ager found this story hilarious.