East Coast to West Coast Executive's Translation Guide

I found this in my archives, from the late 1980s. It's mostly (but not entirely) tongue in cheek.

East Coast to West Coast Executive's Translation Guide EAST COAST   WEST COAST Absolutely no Maybe Action item for Joe by 2/12 Joe's working on the problem Bozo Subcontractor Brawl Design Review Dictator Facilitator Do it and do it now Can you sign up for this program Do it right or you're fired I'm confident in you F--- off Trust me Follow the spec Is there a spec? Get out of my office Let's get a consensus on this one He's a jerk He's not signed up to our plan He's a subordinate He's a team player I'll cover your a-- Consider me your resource Ignore him he's new I'm bringing you up to speed Local bar Offsite facility Oh sh-- Thanks for bringing that to my attention Overdesigned Robust Punch his lights out Constructive confrontation Shut the f--- up Thank you for your input Shut up a minute Let me share this with you That's totally incompetent Let me build on that point Unemployed Consulting Overbudget On schedule Underbudget We haven't started yet We finished early <No translation> We're done How do you feel about that What's wrong with you I certainly understand your feelings Where is the spec? What is a spec? Where's the schedule What is the game plan Yes Maybe Your plan sucks Let me share my feelings on this plan